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Vegetarian Demotivational Poster


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 20, 2013, 12:49 pm
Another joke for my list to tell certain ones I know, hehehe. 5 meat slabs.
SteveFurlong - June 29, 2012, 5:39 pm
People say I'm a misanthropist. Not at all. I'm a humanitarian.

ANIMALS - If we're not supposed to eat them, Why are they made out of food?

VEGETARIANS - Every day thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop this senseless violent slaughter

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Budog - March 27, 2012, 5:25 am
Well everyday I eat about 6 kale leaves, 4 green apples, 1 lemon, a piece of ginger, two cucumbers and two zucchinis. Of course it is all juiced. I also drink 2 protein smoothies also.
banana82 - March 27, 2012, 5:02 am
Well, eating plants is actually the least plant-unfriendly thing you can do. As for meat, the animals you're eating have been fed ten tot fifteen times more vegetable food than you would consume if you just ate plants yourself. Consider that.
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:27 pm
nice smile
MPsniper - January 31, 2012, 6:05 pm
ill be ordering the veal
Iconoclast - January 31, 2012, 3:35 pm
Sort of been done #142967

CARNIVORE VEGETARIAN - “Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.” - Dr. Denis Leary

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ooooooooooom - August 4, 2009, 8:23 am
(comment deleted - ban warning!)
BriaHere - July 30, 2009, 10:50 am
Oh, poor bunny. I tried to be a vegetarian once, until my Dad had a BBQ.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2009, 2:33 am
I believe Dennis Leary said it best "Meat tastes like Murder, And Murder tastes good"
Porcelina - July 30, 2009, 1:11 am
Being a vegetarian or vegan might be going against nature, but it's practicing self control. I wouldn't want someone eating my baby, why should I eat something else's. Who are we to say we're better than any other species. Animals and children are pure
Dylan - July 30, 2009, 1:10 am
We're OMNIVOREs people! That means we're made to eat both plants AND animals not only one. To be a vegan or carnivore is going against nature and our suties to the balance of the food chain. Thx for letting me rant, 5 lions for poster.
Sean - July 29, 2009, 10:39 pm
Cow on bunny violence, even if the bunny was already dead, is just NOT FUNNY!!!! Shame on you all.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 10:39 pm
That Is such a sweet pic. aggy check your pm's
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 29, 2009, 10:35 pm
Hey, Trashheap...I got your bunny!!!!!. 5 lions.
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 10:35 pm
TTH? Raising cows to do your dirty work now? 5L


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falloutghoul - June 13, 2012, 7:55 pm
Splendidly put! 5's for you!


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SA4KE - June 8, 2012, 8:18 pm
I'm hungry.........wait a minute, this cow IS a vegetarian.
ipaprime - June 4, 2012, 4:46 am
people its whats for diner


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culos - February 5, 2010, 8:08 am
Since you were there and can be a witness, did he enjoy pink meat or what?
Cloudchaser - February 5, 2010, 8:05 am
I like a good salad, but I like meat too and I see no moral issue with eating meat. Even Christ himself ate meat, so it can't be wrong

NUTS?!? -

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crankyhead - August 5, 2011, 7:49 pm
5kippy brand whipped tree foetu5e5.
spacedog - August 5, 2011, 6:59 pm
HA! Them unborn are dang ta5ty.
Kspace - August 5, 2011, 9:25 am
Peanuts aren't nuts, they're legumes.
Verdeckt - August 5, 2011, 8:35 am
the1stCOMMI3 - August 5, 2011, 7:27 am
Ironically epic! 5L my good sir.


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GaryO - May 11, 2012, 8:08 am
A good morning LOL is always, well, good. You never fail Mr Green.


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 13, 2013, 3:36 pm
Haha! That's what I've said, too. 5 cuts of prime steak!
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 11:17 am
lmao! My Sentiments exactly! 5L
Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 9:04 am

two back to back "cofee shot through my nose"....wow. another solid one dude!!!
ICEMAN - January 8, 2011, 10:46 pm
Dayamn, you made me chuckle. 5
AdmiralAckbar - January 8, 2011, 10:16 pm
Vegetarians are not as stringy when prepared properly.

VEGETARIANISM - A viable alternative,till you realize half your DNA is the same as a tree's. Face it: you're a mutated, walking plant. Cannibal.

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Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2009, 9:47 am
When they are vegetables, of course.
Shamrock - September 14, 2009, 9:45 am
What? Since when are humans plants?

VEGETARIANS - You will never know how awesome this is

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VEGETARIANS - All those vegetables make the muscle lean, but still flavorful

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xxx - January 3, 2009, 7:48 am
vegetarian in old english means "too dumb to hunt".....
Drenix - September 20, 2008, 4:50 pm
I've saw this at C&H a week or two ago
Not from Vega - June 9, 2008, 7:10 pm
Emailing to my vegetarian friends. Thanks!

DELICIOUS JELL-O - Unfortunatly it is made with Gelatin. Gelatin is so delicious because it is made from ground up pig and cow hooves.

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:14 pm
This made me sad and angry to learn at the same time. ...I guess that's the measure of a good traditional motifake. :(

SONGBIRDS - They're small and they suck, but they make a tasty appetizer!

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[email protected] - March 30, 2010, 2:51 pm
The day the music stopped....rather abruptly

PROTEIN - Its for vegetarians too

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VEGETARIAN - Native American definition for "lousy hunter".

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booger13 - April 4, 2010, 11:00 am
@ bart . simple answer NO ! ! ! have you ever tried to eat a Vegi girl ?? dude it is baaaaad .(twilight BAD) and everytime you kiss them , there is no taste *shrug* just RANK breath .(had 3 in my life)
Bartimaeus - April 1, 2010, 3:07 am
Boobies! Can vegetarians go...downtown? Does that conflict with their ideology. I mean, technically, I'm meat.
rerun - February 28, 2010, 5:32 pm

Since when do I keep a Kosher house?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 28, 2010, 5:22 pm
Sorry, I can't eat that. It's not grass....Is it kosher?
rerun - February 28, 2010, 5:12 pm

I see an attractive woman covered by nasty vegetatian food.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 28, 2010, 5:09 pm
I see no good stuff...I see armpit wrinkles and over plucked eyebrows. 5L
rerun - February 28, 2010, 4:57 pm

One has to eat healthy to get to the good stuff.

NO THANKS - Strangely Enough I've Decided To Go Vegetarian Today.

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Vegetarians -


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Reality Lord - July 5, 2011, 5:06 pm



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Verdeckt - October 27, 2011, 4:59 am
Who you callin' a fruit? You wear a tu-tu just ONCE and all of a sudden.. Oh wait
Greeny - October 26, 2011, 10:32 pm


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Produceman117 - December 23, 2009, 10:28 pm
Funny stuff. Thank you.

Recovering is good -

VEGANS - Don't eat food with a face

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calvin5040 - May 22, 2012, 12:51 am
I'm getting a sharpie and going to the grocery store and writing faces on everything.
rerun - May 20, 2012, 6:21 pm

great 1st poster

VEGETARIAN INDISCRETIONS - Hey... looked legit to me!

to all vegans -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 11, 2013, 2:15 am
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Silverheart - December 10, 2013, 9:42 am

I was vegan once. It was a rough couple hours.


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LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 9:08 am
And they said Ghandi was smart!? Pssshh! 5L Mr. R!
Sean - September 18, 2009, 9:14 pm
Sean - September 18, 2009, 7:30 pm
Great punchline to an intentional joke.


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Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 10:25 pm
HaHa!!! Great Movie! "Why don't you say it in the microphone? I got a backup mike right here. And they don't like no feedback. What's up?"
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:25 pm
Ok... I'm off to the cuba cafe... back in a little. Someone try and stick around!
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:20 pm
Get her to sew THAT!
MrRandom - December 6, 2009, 10:18 pm
You know why they believed you? Its Christopher Walken. Go after him, and your children wake up the next morning missing an arm.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:18 pm
Is that the blue hood that I left the "stain" on?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 10:16 pm
the Aggy Swastica....I have mixed feelings.....er.....I haven't washed my hood in a while....er....ummmm....er.......Heil Aggy?.....
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 10:16 pm
LOL I told the cops that I got them from Christopher Walken, and they believed me. Go figure...
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:14 pm
You too, produce?
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 10:14 pm
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 10:13 pm
Randon, that was ONE time. And, if I remember correctly, you were the one that sold me the ecstasy pills!
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:09 pm
It doesn't. Not from this angle, anyhow.
CANADA - December 6, 2009, 10:09 pm
This guy had a hard-on for me earlier too. did you ban him aggy?
MrRandom - December 6, 2009, 10:09 pm
Probably looks closer to your boyfriend.
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 10:07 pm
I'm pleasantly surprised at the fact that Moo+ and Aggy refrained from saying this looked like my mom or girlfriend.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 9:54 pm
That's all I needed! Thanks!
Jaboogie - December 6, 2009, 9:53 pm
There is that better? Happy to oblige
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 9:49 pm
Last warning, sir.
Jaboogie - December 6, 2009, 9:48 pm
I pick the last person who pissed me off to ridicule, i can change it anytime givent he right provacation
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 9:37 pm
She's a dish I prefer on her side!
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 9:36 pm
heh heh heh...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 9:34 pm
One more word about my mom and I'm gonna kill the both of you.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 9:32 pm
Xopster... you need to choose a less provocational avatar.
Jaboogie - December 6, 2009, 9:31 pm
This guy loooks like he is from the the Vega star system

BLASPHEMY - Feeding kids that vegetarian hippy crap! Makes ‘em weak and easily lead…

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MEAL - This is not

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Dear Vegetarians -

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Greybeard - November 9, 2015, 4:42 am
Thanks everyone :)
concern3 - November 9, 2015, 4:08 am
excellent a 5er
MissPriss - November 8, 2015, 12:36 pm
Does one eat meat or veggies if they're a vagitarian? That's what I love about ya Grey you can do both. 5L posters...funny and serious.
EmilioDumphque - November 8, 2015, 11:32 am
If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?
mizzdizz - November 8, 2015, 9:21 am
I've always liked this joke---LUV what you did with it! 5L!
JesusWept - November 8, 2015, 9:02 am
LOL very clever. L L L L L


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CloudchaserS - May 24, 2016, 4:08 am
It wasn't that she was weak, it was that she didn't use oxygen
JesusWept - May 23, 2016, 8:16 pm
Haha good one! ^^^^^Up

Vegetarian -

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